Aliens Came, They Saw, They Ghosted Tee
You ever think about how embarrassing it is that aliens traveled light-years just to dip the second they got a good look at us? Yeah. Me too.
This shirt captures that eternal cosmic rejection:
They came.
They saw.
They took one good glance at our situation and said, “Mm… no thanks,” and hit the intergalactic block button.
It’s the perfect tee for anyone whose dating life feels suspiciously similar, or for the friend who swears their sleep paralysis story was almost a meet-cute with extraterrestrials.
Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of self-aware, this design says:
“I believe in aliens… I’m just not convinced they believe in us.”
Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to your next paranormal binge-watch night. Wear it when you’re feeling spiritually unchosen by the cosmos.
At least you can laugh about it.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alycia Wicker
- Email: contact@support.awmysticvault.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Aliens Came, They Saw, They Ghosted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16
|
25
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
25.6
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
26.2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
26.9
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
28.1
|