I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens… But It’s Aliens Tee
There’s a special look people get when they ask your opinion and immediately regret it. You know the one. The “oh no… they’re gonna say aliens” look.
This shirt leans into that moment like it’s a full-time job.
“I’m not saying it’s aliens.”
Beat.
“But it’s aliens.”
It’s the universal shrug of anyone who’s seen enough weird lights, bizarre coincidences, and government press conferences that feel like a hostage note. It’s playful, not preachy — the fashion equivalent of raising one eyebrow at the sky and waiting for someone else to admit they’ve wondered the same thing.
Soft cotton, unbothered vibe, perfect for conventions, Walmart runs, or family gatherings where you’re already the designated “interesting one.”
Slip it on and watch who nods.
Those are your people.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alycia Wicker
- Email: contact@support.awmysticvault.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens… But It’s Aliens Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16
|
25
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
25.6
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
26.2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
26.9
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
28.1
|